Mortgage Loans, Washington DC : Jessica White

Tchotchke is approximately 8 years old. I don't know how old she is because I am her fourth mommy. When I got her, she was about two years old and was malnourished. She weighed about three pounds. Now she is a beefy 6+ pounds. She loves cheese (just like her mom), and doesn't like to wake up before the crack of 10:30AM. When Mom has to go to the office, Tchotchke comes along too. Once at the office, Tchotchke manages to convince everyone there that she is suffering and underfed at home, where upon someone will take it upon herself to order lunch for Tchotchke from the local Chinese restaurant. (Having a name like Tchotchke, you know she loves Chinese.)

Tchotchke doesn't worry at all about mortgages and interest rates; first and second trusts; debt-to-income ratios; cash-to-close; mortgage insurance; taxes; escrows; closing costs; title insurance, etc.. Her home buying requirements and worries are few: the squirrels are in the yard, the fridge is well stocked, and doggie beds are strategically placed.

While I can't guarantee that your own doggie beds are strategically placed, I can guarantee that you will get the best loan to suit your needs; that I will disclose all the loan costs up front so there will be no surprises; that I will always return your calls and emails; and that your loan will be processed as smoothly as possible!

Show proof of your charitable contribution to any Humane Society or animal rescue group and receive an additional $350 discount on your loan; or have that amount contributed to the animal society of your choice directly at settlement!